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FIC: Mortal Enemies, PG-13

Title: Mortal Enemies
Author: Tara Keezer
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: due South
Notes: This video led to this drabble. I take no personal responsibility. 100 words.



Turtle chuckled to himself when the dark one convinced Food Giver to release him into Big World. Food Giver knew better, he knew the dark one was naïve to the ways of Home Carriers, but the dark one held some kind of power over Food Giver.

He twisted his head around as Food Giver, making noise the whole time, slowly lowered him to the ground. Ah. There he was. Wolf would soon be decimated, a mass of blood and fur and —

“No, Frase. This just isn’t a good idea.”

Turtle cursed as Food Giver put him back into Small World.

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ultra_chrome
May. 20th, 2007 02:14 pm (UTC)
Absolutely the best drabble EVER!
Turtlespeak! \O/

I could just hug you for this. :)
elementalv
May. 20th, 2007 02:25 pm (UTC)
Thank you!
slidellra
May. 20th, 2007 02:20 pm (UTC)
HEE!

Scary and brilliant.

Food Giver is wise.
elementalv
May. 20th, 2007 02:28 pm (UTC)
Food Giver knows his turtles.

I know there are other Dief/Turtle stories out there, but I can't remember who wrote them. And I also think they were stories where Dief and the Turtle were in love. Curse this flakey memory of mine.
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_inbetween_
May. 20th, 2007 02:24 pm (UTC)
*ggg* oh I needed this sooo bad right now. I'd posted the vid a few days ago; she could give Monty Python's rabbit a run for his money.
elementalv
May. 20th, 2007 02:25 pm (UTC)
There was also a video of a rabbit attacking a snake. Glad this cheered you up.
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llassah
May. 20th, 2007 02:31 pm (UTC)
*dies quietly* of course due South would have an evil turtle
elementalv
May. 20th, 2007 02:36 pm (UTC)
[plans funeral]

What other kind of turtle is there?
sharon28
May. 20th, 2007 03:21 pm (UTC)
LOL, I never knew turtle's could be so vicious*G*
elementalv
May. 20th, 2007 03:27 pm (UTC)
They're evil. They're plotting to take over the world. They're probably going to succeed, because people like Fraser think they're benign.
springwoof
May. 20th, 2007 03:53 pm (UTC)
Yay! Turtle!

We didn't realize that when Ray mentioned that the wolf and turtle were mortal enemies that he was really worried for the wolf, not about the wolf....

elementalv
May. 20th, 2007 04:13 pm (UTC)
Oh, totally. Ray has good instincts about that sort of thing.
burntcopper
May. 20th, 2007 05:16 pm (UTC)
Turtles : somehow, somewhere, when you least expect it, they will strike. TMNT was just a pr smokescreen, I tell you! Ray Kowalski knows the truth.
elementalv
May. 20th, 2007 08:23 pm (UTC)
Turtles are DEADLY. DEADLY, I tell you!
kerrbear61
May. 20th, 2007 06:35 pm (UTC)
Yay for evil Turtle Fic! *Worships at your greatness*
The dark one should always listen to the food giver for he knows everything *nods*
elementalv
May. 20th, 2007 08:24 pm (UTC)
Well. Food Giver likes to *think* he knows everything, but when it comes to evil plots, he has a pretty good line on them.
shayheyred
May. 20th, 2007 10:05 pm (UTC)
I adore this. Turtle rules! Beware the Ninja Turtle!
elementalv
May. 20th, 2007 10:09 pm (UTC)
In my happy, shiny world, Ray wasn't worried about Turtle when he told Fraser that wolves and turtles were natural enemies; he was worried about Dief. And Dief *does* need to 'ware the Ninja Turtle.
snarkyducky
May. 20th, 2007 10:19 pm (UTC)
but the dark one held some kind of power over Food Giver.

oh mah gawwwwwwd! your Turtle POV is EXXXCELLENT!!!123 *roffles*
elementalv
May. 21st, 2007 12:04 am (UTC)
Thank you kindly! Turtle really is evil, you know.
akite
May. 20th, 2007 11:56 pm (UTC)
It gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Look, Ray, turtles!" Poor Dief, almost decimated.
elementalv
May. 21st, 2007 12:05 am (UTC)
It really does put a whole new spin on things.

Evil Turtle. Evil!
lornelover
May. 21st, 2007 12:21 am (UTC)
That is freakin' hilarious. <3
elementalv
May. 24th, 2007 02:29 am (UTC)
Thank you!
primroseburrows
May. 21st, 2007 03:06 pm (UTC)
Bwhahahah. Total cracked-out goodness.
elementalv
May. 24th, 2007 02:29 am (UTC)
One of these days, I'm going to declare myself the Queen of Crack.
malnpudl
May. 23rd, 2007 04:57 am (UTC)
HEE! :-D ♥
elementalv
May. 24th, 2007 02:30 am (UTC)
[grins]

Turtles are teh ev0l.
viciouscats
May. 24th, 2007 05:52 pm (UTC)
Heeeeeeee, this is pure genius! \o/ :D
elementalv
May. 24th, 2007 09:59 pm (UTC)
Thank you! \o/
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